Ming Duh Merciless
Emperor Of The Universe
Semi-Conscious Hon-yocks of the Third Planet,
.... Prepare For Choo Doom!
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Ming's LSC Project
Read about all the devious ways His Most Illustriousness tries to justify the destruction of Earths solar system. Justifications!
Rants, Raves & Rails
Ming is not shy about expressing his opinion of the Human species.
Whata Buncha Hon-Yocks!
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Get The 411 On The
Alien Scientists
Read about the strange and somewhat
dysfunctional scientists who have interceded on behalf of the Human species.
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Ming's Arrival
Read the story of how His
Most Wonderfulness found it necessary to come to our part of the Universe
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Meet The Alien
Scientists
Read about the strange and somewhat
dysfunctional scientists who have interceded on behalf of the Human species.
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First Contact
Read about the Alien Scientists attempt to make contact with
a Human.
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Paranoia Strikes Deep
Paranoia sweeps through the Emperor's
crew after rumors that the human secrete weapon, Rap and Rock & Roll, has infected his wonderfulness's Light Ship!
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More On The Secret Weapon
Ming learns about the hon-yocks secret weapon known as Rap and Rock n Roll! (or rather Wanda does) Check it our
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Done Bomped Choo Head?
In the extremely unlikely event any of you semi-conscious Hon-yocks actually want to improve yourselves.
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Mingmos? .... Huh?
Get the story on the memos from Wanda.
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Get Minged In The Morning
Don't start your day without getting insulted
by His Most Grumpiness.
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Ming Discovers Twinkies
And rapidly went from 150 lbs to a spherical 300 lbs.
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Standard Alien Obduction Manual
Billy Bob Bubba gets revenge!
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Ming Lights The Snivel Lamp
Ming snivels about the humans, the alien scientists, about his staff and everything in between.
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Latest Random Mingmo
Check out the latest irrelevant mingmo from His Crankyness!
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